Everything in this post was either written a) late at night or b) for class or c) both. I feel this excuses at least part of how mind-numbingly bad they are.

Flashlight Dream (Peaches and Cream Delight)
Kristen Stewart/Dakota Fanning; RPF (normalgirl AU); PG-13. [758 words]
( who needs to watch more rob interviews? ME. )

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

/twirls happily

Okay so that was the gayest party I have ever been to. Like, gayer than my parties back home even. These were the rules and also things we learned:

1. No pants allowed.

2. If you get elbowed in the cunt, no whining. (This happened to me ( Read more... )